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November 03 bitch at exam I must first clarify I usually don't do this, but today, this bitch really pissed me off. Here's how it went down. This morning, I was taking a quite important exam, and there is this Asian girl sitting next to me. Ok, maybe not a girl, a woman. I didn't look at her, but I knew she's ugly, very ugly. I mean, I'm Asian, so when I say some Asian is ugly, I really mean it and it's very objective. But also sometimes, it's not how a person looks makes him or her ugly, it's actually what they do. So the test started, and that bitch started erasing shit every single minute. There were only 30 multiple choice questions that you put on your Scranton. How can you even erase so many times???? And she was erasing fucking hard like she's trying to rub her skin of her body or something. Every time she erased, the desk shook. It's like having an earthquake attacking me every single minute. How am I supposed to finish my exam with such a crazy woman causing such an unbearable disturbance. For those of you who play Warcraft, this is like a Tauren Chieftain sitting next to you with infinite amount of mana, and he just does the war stomp once the cd is up. I was so annoyed at the exam. Although I think I did fine, it would have been better if it wasn't the ugly bitch. So all in all, to the woman next to me, I don't know your name and I don't know where you from, but I hope you fail the exam. May 19 The amazing similarities between the VanGundys A peculiar thought just came to me. The VanGundys both have been NBA coaches, even though one of them has retired a few seasons ago. However, when I look at the Houston team now, it is totally different from what it was when Jeff was their coach. Nevertheless, the current Magic somewhat resembles Rockets at that time. They both have the best center in the league with a bunch of 3pt shooters. But what gets Magic to the East finals while Rockets never got out of the first round under Jeff? I guess the answer is Orlando got so many passers: Nelson, Turkoglu and Alston(from rockets). On the other hand, Houston only got an injury-prone Tmac who, barely, plays defense. March 23 Last NightLast night, everything but ordinary Wind was blowing hard, clanging the windows I was semi conscious, torturing by the noises They were heavy, metallic, and resonant with my minds I tried to hide, tried to run away They just kept finding and haunting me
Whether the wind stopped, or I became too exhausted to be bothered I finally lost in my dreams December 08 某电视台NBA球员绰号一览Ron Artest 阿太
Clarence Weatherspoon 天气勺
Bob Sura 眼睛长在篮框上
Juan Howard 不能扣篮的大前锋
Luis Scola 篮上魔术师
Glen Davis 大宝贝儿
Dwight Howard 魔兽
Amare Stoudmire 小斯
Loen Powe 破
Nate Robinson 小内
Rafel Alston 私通
Bonzi Wells 棒子
Arron Brooks 小黑豆
Carl Landry 神鸟
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